So I saw a “news” article stating that the Miami Cannibal may be a carrier for a virus called “LQP-79”
Well, besides the obvious scientific shitstorm it would bring because holy shit guys zombies , the symptoms it implied just don’t make a whole hell of a lot of sense. Necrotizing Fasciatis is a bacteria, and a picky one at that. It usually rides in on the tail of Staph infections, but other bacterial infections are also valid ways it gets on you. It won’t, however, hitch a ride in on a virus party.
Besides that, there aren’t any viruses in existence that make a person crave human flesh.
Even more, LQP-79 isn’t in valid virus serigraph notation. And if it were, it wouldn’t be a human virus. Or even a vertebrate virus.
It would be a fucking caterpillar virus.

